Head And Shoulders: A Parody

Has your ability to forecast the market gone dry? Feel like equities are being driven by a bunch of flakes? Are you itching to see stocks find their rightful levels?

Well, you can now say good-bye to flakes with Head and Shoulders!

“A few weeks ago I noticed that profits had been avoiding me because of dandruff in my portfolio. But recently I’ve started using Head and Shoulders to time my trades, and both the flakes and premature short sales have gone away!”

Yes, just apply Head and Shoulders to your market analysis every day, and you’ll soon see your dry, flaky forecasting replaced by rich, glossy trades.

“I timed half my trades using Head and Shoulders, and half using ordinary methods. Head and Shoulders kept my portfolio clean, but with with my normal style, the flaky trades came back. You can bet I’ll be using Head and Shoulders from now on.”

Head and Shoulders is not yet available in the Chinese market.

No driving, no tennis, and no sunshine for Macro Man today, so he’s been forced to keep an eye on the market during a slow day. Good thing he’s washing with Head and Shoulders!

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